I was wanting to purify to the extent I could a container. I scrubbed it twice with hot soapy water, rinsed it three times with hot water. I figured that was good. Out of the corner of my eye I viewed the Vodka bottle. So, I poured in three shots worth knowing it was only 40% pure grain alcohol, and 60% distilled water. But I figured better than hot water for a final rinse. I had figured I would use the vodka for a "survival" sleep aid later that evening, so I made sure the lid was on tight…

I accidently did something very "Smart" Today. It shocked me.